SO YOU THINK YOU WANT A MALAMUTE BABY? (HOW ABOUT ANY PUPPY)


1. Wear socks to work that has had the toes tore up by a Blender


2. Immediatley upon waking stand out in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now-hurry up-come on, lets go!"


3. Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair and light suits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffe in the morning.


4. Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball for hours.


5. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to shut the gate.


6. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothes all over the floor.


7.  Leave your underwear on the living room floor, Because that is where the dog will drag it anyways. (Especially when you have company).


8. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program, and run to the door shouting, "NO! No do that outside!" and miss the end of the program.


9. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't clean it up until you get home from work that evening.


10. Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver- its going to get chewed on anyways.


******* TAKE A WARM  AND CUDDLY BLANKET OUT OF THE DRYER AND IMMEDIATELY WRAP IT AROUND YOURSELF. THIS IS THE FEELING YOU WILL GET WHEN YOUR PUPY FALLS ASLEEP ON YOUR LAP.


                                                                     -author unknown-